About Us

Caveman Apothecary started because my wife got tired of my scratchy beard and my um...less than optimal grooming habits.  I guess when you spend your entire career as a soldier in the field with the benefit of relaxed grooming standards, you don't think too much about whether or not your beard is soft...or if your skin is moisturized.  Whatever.  Anyway, when I retired from the Army a few years ago and had waaay too much time on my hands, I started growing the face fur.  Or it could been that the hair I had on my head migrated to my beard.  I needed something to keep the beard in check, and that evolved to experimenting with soap and body scrubs - you know, things that guys can use whether in the field, downrange, or before a night on the town with that special someone.

We offer products for beard and moustache care, as well as for the rest of your body parts.  Stay tuned as we expand our product offerings.

We're (obviously) a veteran-owned (Army Green Beret) company, and all of our products are handcrafted, made in small batches right here in the USA. 

Hey...and if you somehow end up in the er...doghouse with your significant other, check out my wife's site: for some made to order bath and body goodies that should go a LONG WAY towards getting you back in good graces.  You're welcome.  ;-)

Thanks for stopping by.


Owner, Caveman Apothecary


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